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Hi i'm becky. But you can call me becky.

wickedclothes:

Portable Nightlight Spheres

Do away with your old nightlights. These portable nightlight spheres can be brought into bed, or carried through your dark house on the way to find a midnight snack. Sold on Amazon.

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

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greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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When a guy cheats on a girl in her dreams.

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

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just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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MY HUSBAND SAID HE SAW A BLACK SHADOW BEHIND HIM AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND THEY DUCKED UNDER THE COUCH AND HE FUCKING LEFT ME HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM ALONE WITH MY UNBORN BABY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

avengersonna:

i-threw-my-pie-for-you:

highonlifeeveryday:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

magentagram:

donna figured out what she wanted to do

is nobody gonna mention her hair?
orange is the new black?

Orange IS the new black

she also became like the hottest person on earth we can’t forget that

I just Realize that they are the same person

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