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Hi i'm becky. But you can call me becky.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via american-sociopath)

verticaliciouss:

doperespect:

same

literally me

(Source: andremichaux, via thatfunnyblog)

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via prettyfreakinscary)

what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

(Source: pedro-quill, via thefuuuucomics)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via tyleroakley)

okaybro:

me sexting

okaybro:

me sexting

(Source: ezxl, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: liloury, via teen-derp)

these-times-shall-pass:

relatable posts on your dash!